meatbicyclevevo:

i cant even cringe what the fuck is this

meatbicyclevevo:

i cant even cringe what the fuck is this

acciolove12:

teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

OMFG

how do police officers not feel guilty after what they do to people

cedricdigory:

Have a nice ride back home!

viridies:

*is in the manga section of the bookshop* *sees another person* HAHA! what a nerd

hyliansword:

"It can only be called fate… That here, I would again gather the three with the crests… That I should lay my hand on that which grants the wishes of the beholder. That when power, wisdom, and courage come together, the gods would have no choice but to come down… The power of the gods… The Triforce! He who touches it will have whatever he desires granted!"

Requested by weeaboosanonymous

also i started school

hi im back i was busy and sick

godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

princeowl:

send me a character and I’ll tell you one thing I have in common with them

dirkology:

seeing everyone on the first day of school

image

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yes officer im currently under the influence. under the influence of the lord