i cant even cringe what the fuck is this
Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.
And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.
Have a nice ride back home!
*is in the manga section of the bookshop* *sees another person* HAHA! what a nerd
"It can only be called fate… That here, I would again gather the three with the crests… That I should lay my hand on that which grants the wishes of the beholder. That when power, wisdom, and courage come together, the gods would have no choice but to come down… The power of the gods… The Triforce! He who touches it will have whatever he desires granted!"
Requested by weeaboosanonymous
This is the best thing I have seen all day
send me a character and I’ll tell you one thing I have in common with them
seeing everyone on the first day of school
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
yes officer im currently under the influence. under the influence of the lord